(New York) Breaking away briefly from the New York City Toy Fair Ptyler Pterodactyl stepped to the microphone at the Marriott Marquis to announce that Allie the Allosaurus, long-time advertising executive and worldwide famous author, has joined the Executive Management Team at the incredibly popular children's book club featuring dinosaur toys form Safari Limited and books form Scholastic and DK Publishing.
"Allie's depth and breadth of knowledge concerning children's books, children's book clubs and dinosaurs is unparalleled. She has the uncanny ability to know what the children and the parents, aunts, uncles and grandparents want. She'll be a huge asset ... and that's not just because she is 36 feet long and weighs two and half tons."
Swamped at the Paleo Palooza in Philadelphia, Allosaurus was unavailable for comment. Paleo Palooza occurs every year at Philadelphia's Drexel University.
In his usual coy self, Pterodactyl hinted that there's more news to come concerning Kids Dinosaur of the Month Club and its distribution channels.